Who this is for
We're you. The people who screenshot their transits to the group chat and want astrology that speaks with us. Most online astrology writes formal declarations you have to mysteriously deduce, charges hundreds for a reading you still can't parse, and never lets you talk back.
We do the real math: Swiss Ephemeris, traditional tropical zodiac, the engine the serious astrology software runs on. We just write the interpretation in the voice your group chat would actually send, and we welcome your clapbacks.