Aries ♈︎

This Monday’s astrology is a Marvel crossover event: Sun in Scorpio is doing a tango with Pluto in Aquarius, and you, Aries, are the wildcard antihero who might blow up the set. Mars and Jupiter are holding a secret (gay) rave in Leo, so your confidence is giving main character, but Mercury retrograde ensures every bold proclamation lands like a Real World confessional: a little too loud, a little too honest. Saturn and Neptune in Aries have you feeling like the lovechild of Simone Biles and an existential crisis—you stick the landing, but is it art? Trump’s pre-emptive election attacks? It’s the same energy as that one coworker “just asking questions” in a meeting, but louder and with more spray tan. Today, claim your narrative before someone else does—even if it’s chaotic, even if you burn a bridge or two. Just don’t forget: not every battle is worth the sequined armor. Sometimes, the most scandalous move is not responding at all.