The moon’s new and your feels are fully loaded.
Ever see a crab moonwalk? Well, today’s new moon in Scorpio is giving you license to sidestep all the usual Monday slop and sashay directly into your own emotional deep end. With Venus retrograde in Libra, it’s less “home is where the heart is” and more “my couch, my rules, my pansexual icons.” Alanis Morissette is out here coming out as pan, and you’re finally ready to admit you have feelings for every character on The Traitors. Mercury retrograde in Scorpio means you’re getting messages from exes, ex-friends, and ex-delusions. Listen, you’re not a therapist, you’re a Cancer. You can retreat, but you also know a good plot twist when you see one: embrace the mess! News of historic rainbow waves in swing states is making your inner activist shed a single, perfectly aesthetic tear. Today, your softness is subversive. There’s power in those squishy, sentimental claws. Let yourself feel it, meme it, and maybe even text your drag mother.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Cancer. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
