Gemini ♊︎

You’re the Nancy Drew of the zodiacs, but today all the clues are in Pig Latin. Mercury’s retrograde in Scorpio is giving “subtweets with a vengeance,” and the Moon in Libra means even small talk is a negotiation. In the news, Trump couldn’t break democracy (again)—honey, you predicted that before his spray tan dried! But what’s the real gossip? Venus and Uranus are both retrograde, so every digital flirt and meme is a code. Today’s waning crescent moon is the “unsend” button we all wish life had. Use it. This is the moment for cryptic communication: talk in riddles, spill tea in GIFs, and let that mysterious pout do the heavy lifting. Most Gemini thing to say right now: “I’m not avoiding you; I’m just exploring multiverse options.”