Venus is retrograde and your DMs are a reality show.
Venus is retrograde in your sign and she’s not here for subtle vibes. Imagine you’re hosting the world’s pettiest reunion special and everyone’s in a sequined mask. All that Scorpio energy is demanding you pick a side, but you’re too busy weighing each option like it’s a new eyewear trend. Alanis Morissette’s pansexual coming out? That’s your brand: making identity a party and inviting everyone, even the exes. This new moon is a cosmic palette cleanse—ditch the people-pleasing and paint your intentions in maximalist colors. Mercury is retrograde, so expect ex-lovers and former friends to DM you with cryptic, thirst-adjacent emojis. It’s not indecision, it’s curation! As swing states get gayer and Brooklyn drag clowns get crowned, you’re reminded: true balance is found in the chaos of the group chat. Mondays are for recalibrating your social algorithm. Today, you’re the influencer, not the influenced.
That was the vibe check.
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