You’re the glitch in everyone else’s rom-com
If you woke up feeling like you’re living in a Slayyyter music video directed by David Lynch—congrats, that’s just Neptune retrograde holding hands with Saturn in Aries. There’s a skeleton at the table and you’re flirting with it. Venus retrograde means you’re reevaluating everyone’s role in your fantasy life, but it’s time to see who’s real and who’s just a mannequin in last season’s window. The waning crescent moon is your permission slip to retreat, re-dream, and stay in bed with a face mask and a bag of marshmallows. If everyone’s busy chasing validation, you’re chasing vibes from another dimension. Today’s mood: “Sorry I missed your call, I was astral projecting to Paris.”
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Pisces. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
