The veil is thin and your intuition’s on Broadway.
Scorpio new moon is whispering, “Delulu is the true-true”—and you, Pisces, are ready to transcend Monday like it’s a shallow puddle at Burning Man. Neptune and Saturn are doing an improv set in your sign (retrograde, naturally), so expect reality to get as squishy as a viral slime video, but twice as poetic. Everyone’s gagging over Alanis Morissette coming out pan, but you’re already dreaming up your own expansive love stories, starring you, your soulmate, and every random dog you meet. Mercury retro in Scorpio brings psychic gossip: you’re hearing people’s thoughts, but mostly the anxious, gay ones. Tap into the “King of Drag” Brooklyn clown energy: be art, not just an audience. Mondays aren’t for productivity—they’re for daydreaming your way into a better timeline, and making it look intentional. If you feel like the only one vibing in a sea of office drones, you’re probably channeling the universe. Float on.
That was the vibe check.
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