Pisces ♓︎

Gurl, reality is a fever dream and you’re the headliner. Venus retrograde in Libra wants you to slow-mo walk into the legal battle over anti-trans bills like it’s the “Legally Blonde” courtroom finale. The waxing crescent moon has you floating somewhere between major character energy and “I left my phone in an Uber again.” You’re picking up on all the collective angst, but let’s be real: sensitivity is your kink. Saturn and Neptune are retrograde in Aries, giving “soft launch of boundaries,” but Mercury retro in Scorpio goes full TMZ, exposing secrets you didn’t know you had. Don’t let distant laws dim your local sparkle; use that empathy cannon to rally your community or at least send a well-timed meme. Your heart’s for the people, your playlist’s for the tears. Remember: even in a world gone Ron DeSantis, nobody can touch your chaotic, transcendent fabulousness.