Sagittarius ♐︎

Today, you’re the unreliable narrator in an Oscar-winning mockumentary, Sag. Sun conjunct Mercury retrograde wants you to rewrite the script, while Mars-Jupiter in Leo hands you a megaphone for the voice-over. But Venus retrograde squares up: not every “reality” show is worth a confessional. Trump’s failed democracy heist? You know it’s all theater, baby. The waning crescent moon is indie cinema vibes: there’s beauty in the B-roll, so celebrate your own outtakes. This is your invitation to run wild, but with a director’s cut: edit what you share, leave room for interpretation. Screen-grabbable line: “It’s not a plot hole, it’s a teaser trailer for my next act.”