Aries ♈︎

Did someone say “drag brunch with the Spartans”? Because today, you’re living for the high drama of Mars in Scorpio squaring off with retro Pluto—think Real Housewives flip-table meets ancient Greek battlefield. Mercury’s got your group chat popping off with messy receipts about Apple yanking ICE tracking apps (someone’s always the narc), while your ruling Mars is all “Let’s storm the Bastille” energy. The waxing gibbous Aquarius moon shoves you out of your own sitcom and into a collective reboot—channel your inner Jennie from Blackpink: unpredictable, iconic, unafraid to eat the rich (or at least subtweet them). You’re the friend who says what everyone’s thinking, even if it means the brunch gets awkward. But amid the chaos, remember: your boldness matters, especially for those whose voices are getting “moderated” by the wrong powers. Take your stand. Sometimes being the villain in someone’s story just means you’re the hero in your own. “If the group chat’s on fire—hand me the gasoline.”