Aries ♈︎

This Sunday’s cosmic drama is less “peaceful brunch” and more “drag brunch with surprise protestors.” The Libra Sun and Moon are hosting a beauty pageant, but Mercury and Mars—Scorpio’s resident mean girls—just crashed the stage, microphones in hand, ready to spill all your secrets. Meanwhile, Jupiter in Cancer is giving “emotional support water bottle, ” and Saturn retrograde is that ex who won’t stop DMing at 2am. Today’s headlines? Sabrina Carpenter drops F-bombs on SNL and George Santos pirouettes back into the headlines—if you’re not already serving “main character at the No Kings protest, ” what are you doing? The waning crescent Moon wants you to let go of one grudge, but Mars-Mercury says: “Hold my earrings.” Screenshot this: “You can’t spell ‘Sunday’ without ‘SND’—which stands for Sabotage, Nerve, and Drama.” Underneath the mess, find the poetic: your vulnerability is what moves the crowd, not your armor. Strut with purpose, then let yourself rest.