Aries ♈︎

If today feels like you’ve wandered onto the set of “Succession: Capitol Insurrection Special, ” congrats—you’re vibing with the Sun and Moon’s messy Libra marriage while Mars and Mercury serve “subtweeting exes” in Scorpio. With Trump’s ballroom eating the East Wing and Rosalía dropping album hints, the cosmos is a reality show reunion: everyone’s pressed, nobody’s apologizing, and the lighting is unflattering. The waning crescent moon in Libra? It’s giving “cancellation arc, ” where alliances dissolve and receipts are revealed. Uranus and Neptune retrograde are wildcards, rewriting group chat history and making your Tuesday feel like a fever dream directed by Ryan Murphy. There’s drama in the streets (literally—Portland, anyone?) and bold moves backstage. Maybe you’re the one about to be “deployed” into a confrontation, or maybe you’re constructing your emotional ballroom on top of your own crumbling boundaries. Listen: every Zodiac sign can throw a tantrum, but only Aries can make it look like performance art. Remember: you’re not the plot twist. You’re the damn showrunner.