Aries ♈︎

Sunday’s giving “SNL cold open but it’s your actual life”—Mercury and Mars are doing a buddy-comedy routine in Sagittarius, roasting Pluto in Aquarius for his new activist phase (think: “RuPaul’s Drag Race: The Rebellion Season”). Meanwhile, the Sun and Venus are deep in Scorpio, serving “velvet rope exclusivity”—and you’re either inside the club or plotting a dramatic entrance. The Waning Gibbous Moon in Cancer says everyone’s feeling their feelings with the volume cranked up—like Pete Davidson shading Lorne Michaels for not retiring, you’re ready to call out whatever, or whoever, is overdue for an exit in your world. Hot take? The Supreme Court’s SNAP chaos is less “ancient Greek tragedy” and more “reality TV elimination night”—except the stakes are your actual groceries. This is a day to speak up, but make it pop-culture. When you call out injustice, reference Pokémon GO’s bisexual icon or Salt-N-Pepa’s Hall of Fame mic drop—camp is protest! Tenderness check: Real courage means advocating for those left backstage.