Aries ♈︎

Imagine Mercury and Mars as messier siblings than Kendall and Kylie fighting over a secret Fenty drop, and you’re in the group chat. Mercury is retrograde, so expect texts to get lost like Grindr messages after midnight. Mars wants you to blast out your manifesto, but the Moon in Virgo is that friend whispering, “Maybe proofread before you press send, babe.” Government shutdowns end, leaks happen, and Robyn is back—who’s really winning in this drama? Today’s waning crescent moon is the ultimate “after the after-party” energy: the glitter’s on the carpet, the wig’s in the blender, secrets are out but nobody’s left the club. Your passion is nuclear, but remember: not every battle in the group chat is worth a scorched earth. Sometimes, the silent read is the shadiest move. Put your fire into what matters—people are watching and receipts are being kept. “Not every war needs a hero. Sometimes you just need an audience.”