Aries ♈︎

You know it’s a weird Friday when the Moon in Gemini is giving Real Housewives reunion energy—everyone’s yelling over each other and you’re just trying to get a word in. Sun, Venus, and Mars are running a Sagittarius polycule across the sky, so of course your group chat is chaos and nobody remembers who was actually mad. Meanwhile, Mars squares Saturn and the Supreme Court’s Texas drama is unfolding like a Drag Race lip sync—high stakes, rigged outcomes, nobody’s getting a fair edit. It’s less “main character” and more “everyone’s understudy trying to do a death drop at once.” Advice for the day: pick your battles, but make sure your glitter eyeshadow is waterproof. In the cosmic afterparty, Jupiter retro in Cancer is the messy crier and Pluto in Aquarius is recording everything for a podcast nobody asked for. If you need a poignant takeaway: sometimes the only justice is found in the group text, not the courtroom. Screenshots are forever, baby.