Aries ♈︎

The planets are throwing a Sagittarius slumber party, Aries, but it’s less pink pajamas and more “Truth or Dare with existential consequences.” Sun, Venus, and the Moon in Sag are vibing like messy besties who overshare, while Mars, your planetary ruler, is storming Capricorn’s boardroom in a power suit, ready to fire everyone. Hot take: today’s vibes are “Trump address reality TV special meets Greek tragedy with an open bar”—everyone’s got a take, and no one’s subtle about it. If someone tries to gaslight you about the “booming economy, ” channel your inner drag queen: serve face, drop a zinger, and move on. The waning crescent moon is giving “clean up the confetti, but don’t forget who partied hardest” energy—so take stock, but don’t apologize for your sparkle. Poignancy check: Grieve what needs grieving, then get back in the arena with a new boundary or two. Hearts break, but icons always return for the reunion episode. Screenshot this: “You’re not dramatic—history’s just catching up.”