Aries ♈︎

Imagine a Thursday as dramatic as the last five minutes of a Real Housewives reunion and just as likely to have someone flipping a table. That’s your day, Aries. The Sun, Venus, and Mars are practically filming a throuple TikTok at the top of Capricorn Mountain, and you’re the chaotic camera operator. Meanwhile, the Sagittarius Moon is channeling their best “Don’t text your ex” energy—except your ex is, metaphorically, the system. Newsflash: the federal agent drama in Minneapolis? You’d storm the protest like it was the Met Gala, but with tear gas instead of tulle. It’s giving: channel your rage but remember, you’re not invincible (Sun square Chiron, honey, so watch for hot takes that burn you back). Under this waning crescent moon, everyone’s feeling the comedown—like posting a thirst trap at 2 am and immediately regretting it. Take a stand, but don’t forget to check in with your vulnerability (yours is showing, and honestly, it’s kind of iconic).