Aries ♈︎

Thursday comes in hot like a Billie Jean King serve and, honey, you’re center court. Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Pluto are all in Aquarius—a cosmic drag ball where everyone’s gunning for the mic, but Mars is voguing upstage with Pluto’s eyeliner on. It’s giving “plot twist at the reunion special”: chaos for some, but you? You’re the one who brings out the receipts. The Gemini Moon has you oversharing in the group chat and subtweeting your existential crisis. Are you angry at the system, or just mad you didn’t get tickets to The Rocky Horror Show with Michaela Jaé? Same difference. The world feels like Ilhan Omar in a sea of hecklers—iconic but besieged. But here’s the gag: transformation is contagious. If everyone’s pressed, maybe you’re the espresso. Screenshot this for the group: “Sometimes the revolution starts with you just refusing to take the bait.”