Aries ♈︎

Plot twist: Thursday’s giving “Greek chorus gatecrashes the Oscar afterparty” and you, Aries, are both the scandal and the champagne. With Sun, Venus, Mercury, Mars, AND Pluto in Aquarius forming a motley crew in your 11th house of “who invited THEM, ” every friend group suddenly feels like the cast of Succession—hungry, weirdly competitive, and about to go viral on Threads. The Moon in Libra opposing Saturn is the reality check you didn’t RSVP for: if you’re hoping for a soft launch, the universe is soft-blocking your subtlety. Today’s tea? That Savannah Guthrie family-mystery news cycle: you’re not just refreshing the feed, you ARE the narrative chaos, hun. Call your mom, confront your abductor, or at least reply to the group chat. Mars sidling up to Pluto means your actions hit like a Billie Eilish Grammy clapback—dangerous, necessary, and oddly poetic. Screenshot this: “Being unhinged is self-care if you also set a boundary.”