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Saturday’s serving: The Olympics opening ceremony—but directed by Quentin Tarantino, scored by Mariah Carey, and every athlete is forced to wear drag. Mars conjunct Pluto in Aquarius is main-charactering your weekend, Aries, and it’s giving “break the fourth wall.” You want a controversy? Trump’s deleted video is your cosmic green light to choose chaos, but do it with style—think less Twitter troll, more Real Housewife flipping a dinner table for justice. The waning gibbous Moon in Libra is basically the group chat after the group chat: everyone’s secretly voting on alliances, even when the vibe should be “peace treaty.” As Venus side-eyes Uranus, expect a hot take to accidentally go viral (try not to subtweet your ex unless you want a New Greek Tragedy). And yet, beneath the drama, you’re reminded: real power isn’t in the post, but in building your own damn table—especially for your LGBTQ+ fam. Get loud, get weird, but remember who you’re marching for.
That was the vibe check.
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