Aries ♈︎

Plot twist: you’re not the main character today—you’re the wild-card guest star about to crash the Supreme Court’s afterparty. The Sun-Uranus square is flinging you into anti-hero territory: think Natasha Lyonne in a mask, knocking over institutional dominoes and asking, “Why are we still pretending oligarchs don’t holiday together?” If the Epstein Files are reality TV, you’re the producer whispering “Say it again, but gayer.” The waning crescent moon in Capricorn is a cosmic NDA: what secrets will you expose by accident? Mars in Aquarius has you picking fights with dusty hierarchies, possibly by tweeting Sapphic manifestos from the bathroom at a gala. And if you’re feeling the urge to doom-scroll about climate rollbacks, channel that fire into actual organizing—or at least some spicy memes. There’s poignancy here too: powerless rage is still rage, and someone’s always watching, waiting for you to spark the next cultural riot. Shout loud enough, and even the stone lions on Wall Street will blink.