Aries ♈︎

Every planet who’s anyone is at your house, and it’s an Aries house party: Mercury’s rapping, Saturn’s enforcing the “no shoes on the rug” rule, and Moon is crying in the kitchen. The Sun/Chiron combo is the main event: time to nurse those wounds by roasting them, drag race-style. You’re the cosmic instigator and the unbothered icon. Today, the Ticketmaster verdict is your Roman Coliseum: will you throw the thumbs up, or down? The waning crescent Moon says: wrap up the drama, but make it legendary. Uranus and Pluto want you to do something wild, but don’t let it turn into “that story” at next week’s brunch. Aries, you’re not just the main character—you’re rebooting the whole show. Scream this from your IG story: “If you can’t handle the fire, get out of my DMs.”