Aries ♈︎

Warriors, rebels, and people who can’t sit still for a team meeting: gather round. Neptune and Saturn are co-writing your script, and today it’s giving “Middle East crisis, but make it a performance art piece.” The Moon in Sagittarius wants to overshare on Twitter, while Mars squares Pluto like two drag queens competing for the same gown. In the world, there’s stalemate after stalemate, but you? You’re itching for a plot twist, not another ceasefire. The key: Channel that Monday restlessness into something constructive—not just calling out your coworkers for using Comic Sans. The waning gibbous moon wants you to check your impulse to blow things up (metaphorically, babes). Sometimes the bravest thing is sitting with the tension and making art out of the mess. Or at least a really good meme.