Aries ♈︎

Saturn and Neptune are both in your house, and baby, the vibes are less “first out of the limo” and more “reality TV villain edit”—but you love it. The Sun squaring the Moon has you wanting to start feuds before breakfast and end them by lunch. Take inspiration from Trump’s walkout: if it’s not working, flip the script (or the table). Venus-Jupiter say: make the apology big, the comeback bigger. Pluto retrograde is that producer asking for more confessionals: time to spill. Today’s waning crescent moon? It’s the pre-finale: everyone’s messy, but the audience is watching you. Don’t be afraid to storm out if the narrative’s tired. Sometimes you have to be the reason people say, “Did you see what Aries did?” Mondays are for making your own headlines.