Aries ♈︎

If today were an episode of “The Traitors,” you’d be halfway through the roundtable, side-eyeing your frenemies and planning both a betrayal and a redemption arc. The waxing crescent moon in Cancer is basically the Heartstopper finale: tears, confessions, and everyone’s mascara running. Saturn in your sign is like RuPaul guest-judging your every move (“Don’t fck it up!”), while Neptune whispers delusional poetry in your ear. Newsflash: the Georgia primaries just proved that even Trump can’t bend time and space, and neither can you—so quit trying to manifest that text from your ex by sheer rage alone. Venus opposite Pluto brings “I want it all, but do I even want it?” energy. Your relationships are a cross between a drag show lip-sync and a Greek tragedy: every conversation is a showdown, and everyone’s auditioning for the role of “Most Dramatic Btch.” But underneath? You’re just desperate for someone to hold your hand at the finale. Screenshot this: You are not the only one feeling everything, all at once.