Aries ♈︎

There’s a riot in the stars, and you’re the ringleader, Aries. Saturn in your sign is handing out “No Days Off” stickers while Neptune retrograde is sabotaging your inspirational Pinterest board. The Pentagon’s hormone hypocrisy? You’ve read messier DMs, but it’s giving “patriarchy in drag.” With the Sun and Mercury retrograde in Cancer, the feels are deep, but your patience is tissue-thin. The Moon in Leo invites you to do what you do best: make a scene, preferably with pyrotechnics (actual or verbal). The waxing crescent phase says “build, but make it dramatic,” so pitch your wild ideas and let the haters catch up. Cara Delevingne’s Playboy moment? Take notes: it’s about breaking the door down so others can sashay through. Don’t apologize for wanting more, just don’t set the place on fire unless you’re ready to sweep the ashes.