Aries ♈︎

Imagine Saturn in Aries retrograde as your personal trainer yelling “one more set!” while you’re already lying flat on the yoga mat. You want to go full throttle but the universe keeps hitting you with a “wait, let’s review the tape.” In-N-Out Burger tragedy vibes weigh on the collective, but you’re compelled to turn anger into action—not violence, but advocacy. With the Sun and Jupiter in Leo, your confidence is a little too big for the room, and Pluto in Aquarius is whispering “maybe don’t burn that bridge… yet.” Venus in Virgo is auditing your DMs, and Mars in Gemini has you dual-wielding hot takes like a bisexual with two phones. This waning gibbous moon? It’s screaming for you to check your impulses before you check your enemies. You’re not just a fighter, you’re a strategist. Make your next move count.