Aries ♈︎

What happens when Saturn retrograde is stomping through your sign? Welcome to your villain origin story, Aries—except the villain is just a misunderstood icon (think Maleficent, but with better brows). Sun and Mercury in Virgo keep handing you to-do lists and you keep setting them on fire (metaphorically… unless?). With Pluto retro in Aquarius, the past is texting you “u up?”—ignore. Instead, channel the spirit of Tim Curry: defy expectations, lip-sync in your living room, and let no tradition go unchallenged. Dolly’s passing? You’re already pitching the biopic and casting yourself. The waxing gibbous Moon says act now, apologize later. Pick one thing you actually care about and go full throttle. Today’s headline: “Local Aries refused to be subtle; world continues spinning.”