Cancer ♋︎

When the Moon (your cosmic momager) is in Leo and waxing like a Real Housewife’s filler budget, you’re not just wearing your heart on your sleeve—you’re live-streaming it in technicolor. This weekend, Jupiter’s crashing your safe space with “let’s process” vibes, but the news is giving pure reality TV whiplash: Hegseth slashing women and Black officers from promotion lists? Girl, cue the Snatch Game snark and prepare your “oh, we’re doing this?” face. Saturn is conjuncting your public persona, which means boundaries are necessary, but with Neptune lurking, you could slip into people-pleasing Oscar-worthy performances. The world is wild, but your knack for collective care never goes out of style. Instead of hiding in your emotional tide pool, consider creating a protective barrier out of memes and boundary-setting voice notes. Chosen fam needs you, but you don’t have to play everyone’s therapist. Sometimes, the boldest love is calling out discrimination in the group chat and then logging off for a bath bomb moment.