Who actually runs the meeting? Spoiler: check your Slack DMs.
Today’s cosmic boardroom is convened: Sun in Libra wants consensus, Saturn retrograde is side-eyeing the minutes, and Pluto’s leaking confidential memos. With Kimmel’s TV return and anti-Antifa orders circling, author ity’s having a midlife crisis, and you’re the only one who remembered to schedule the existential review. The waxing crescent moon says there’s room for new alliances—just don’t trust everyone at the table. Mars in Scorpio is the ruthless negotiator; Venus in Virgo is the HR rep with secret tattoos. If the world feels like a nightmare committee meeting, remember: sometimes the agenda gets rewritten by the people in the break room. Today is not about being the boss—it’s about being the union rep who quietly runs the place. Power isn’t always loudest; sometimes it’s the one who gets the last word on the group thread. That’s you.
That was the vibe check.
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