Your next move? It’s called a power play, not a pivot.
Corporate dragons beware: Capricorn’s got their horns out. With Pluto retrograde in Aquarius, you’re running HR in the underworld—a little Persephone in Prada, a little Miranda Priestly with a conscience. Mars and Saturn are double-daring you to expose the PM’s leadership flop for what it is: performative, exhausted, so last administration. It’s Wednesday and you’re ready to rewrite the policy manual in Comic Sans, just to watch them squirm. Don’t sleep on the waning crescent moon: it’s “retreat and scheme” energy, not “cry in the break room” vibes. If someone tries to pass off a crisis as a growth opportunity, hand them your PowerPoint of Petty Receipts.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Capricorn. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
