Business as usual? Not when the villain is this fabulous.
If Pluto retrograde had an Instagram account, today’s post would be a cryptic selfie from the shadows with a single black heart emoji. In other words: you’re serving silent power, bordering on “Succession” finale vibes. The Saturn trine Venus/Black Moon Lilith gives you permission to go full villain origin story, but in an anti-hero, wear-all-black, save-your-excel-sheets kind of way. Meanwhile, with global news oscillating between tragedy and hot mess, your impulse is to organize the rescue mission and the afterparty (“Can we get a drag queen on the relief committee, please?”). But the Sun square Neptune is a cosmic reminder: even you can’t strategize away the world’s absurdity. Let yourself grieve, but don’t forget to gloat a little over how well you fold under pressure. If the world’s a boardroom on fire, you’re the only one with a fireproof briefcase and a pre-approved therapy stipend.
That was the vibe check.
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