Capricorn ♑︎

Capricorns, did you wake up ready to unionize your entire workplace, or just roast them for their lack of ambition? Saturn’s holding court in Aries, channeling full Gordon Ramsay meets Winston Churchill: “Where’s the strategy, love?” Meanwhile, US-Canada tariffs are back, and suddenly every Capricorn is thinking about borders, boundaries, and whose cheese tax is fair. Sun-Jupiter in Cancer (square your lunar emotions) says: “What is security, really—is it a pension, or a perfectly color-coded Excel sheet?” But with Pluto retrograde in Aquarius, the real power is collective. If Andy Burnham can sashay into Number 10 and attempt to fix a decade’s mess, what’s stopping you from organizing your own coup (even if it’s just against that pointless Tuesday meeting)? The waxing gibbous moon asks: where are you playing small out of tradition? Someone needs to break the pattern. That someone is you, in sensible shoes and with a ferocious To-Do list.