Capricorn ♑︎

Let’s be honest: Venus in Virgo is clocking everyone’s weak points like a Project Runway judge, while Pluto retrograde is running a backroom deal you pretend not to know about. Today’s FIFA reversal reads like your favorite episode of “Succession”: everyone scrambling, but you already wrote the budget and hid the passwords. You’re not here for bootleg superhero movies—you need the director’s cut, the tax returns, AND the deleted scenes. The Pisces Moon wants you to process feelings, but you’d rather process invoices. Still, let yourself catch some vibes—even you deserve a Saturday night candle and a little Lana Del Rey. Your strength? Realness disguised as restraint. The world’s a mess, but you’re the one with the backup generator.