You’re not plotting a coup—they just wish you were.
You were hoping for a chill Sunday, but the planets are cosplaying as White Lotus guests: political intrigue, passive-aggressive brunch, and someone’s definitely plotting a coup. Blanche’s confirmation gives you “CEO succession episode” vibes, but you’re too shrewd to get played by corporate politics. Sun trine Saturn says: you see the long game when everyone else is distracted by the hors d’oeuvres. Moon in Cancer is a little too clingy for your taste—expect family members or colleagues to project their mess onto your immaculate LinkedIn. Your move? Channel that energy into boundaries so firm they could withstand a Senate hearing. Today’s wisdom: If the world’s on fire, at least you’re not the one holding the matches.
That was the vibe check.
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