Capricorn ♑︎

Capricorn, are you ready for the eclipse to expose everyone’s secret LinkedIn thirst traps? You’ve got Sun, Moon, and Jupiter throwing a New Moon afterparty in Leo, complete with Saturn retrograde in your sign, refusing to let anyone go off-brand. Today’s cosmic boardroom is full of David Ellison-types threatening to move Paramount out of California, but you’re the one quietly acquiring their assets while they’re still monologuing. If the entertainment industry is going full reality TV, you, darling, are the network executive with the secret cancellation button. Venus in Libra wants a little more sparkle in your strategy, so don’t forget to slip on something that says “unbothered.” Pluto retrograde means old power moves won’t work: think less Gordon Gekko, more Kris Jenner with a charitable tax shelter.