Your office tea just became the new company policy.
Let’s be honest: Thursday’s cosmic weather looks like a board meeting that could’ve been an email. Saturn retrograde in Aries is muttering “we’ve always done it this way,” while Uranus in Gemini is screaming “let’s unionize the traditions!” The world’s watching as Trump tries to erase census categories, but you’re already editing the bylaws in red pen—nobody’s erasing you, thank you very much. Pluto in Aquarius is the ghost-writer of your manifestos: if you have one big idea today, pitch it, even if it’s just “bring back water coolers.” The waning crescent moon means the board is tired, the CEO’s checked out, and you’re quietly running the company from the supply closet. Venus in Scorpio brings you secret admirers in the copy room—or at least some juicy office tea. Remember: real power is knowing when to unmute, when to roll your eyes, and when to let the world catch up to your five-year plan.
That was the vibe check.
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