The boardroom revolt needs your evil mastermind energy.
Imagine Pluto in Aquarius as your Gen Z intern who’s unionizing the boardroom, while Saturn retrograde in Aries is the CEO still using a flip phone. The news is all about who holds the gavel, but you’re engineering the entire courtroom. Tennessee’s execution controversy? The ancient Greek tragedy, except you’re both the chorus and the producer, quietly asking: “Who benefits from this narrative?” Today’s astrology is less ‘Dragon’s Den,’ more ‘How To Get Away With Murder’—but with better tailoring. The waning gibbous Moon demands you let go of outmoded traditions (even if your LinkedIn says “proud legacy builder”). Uranus retrograde has you questioning whose rules you’re actually enforcing, and if it’s time to flip the table. You’re not here for performative apologies, you want reparations and a seat at the table (preferably at the head, with a custom agenda). Lead the resistance, but keep your NDA in one hand and your vision board in the other. Boss up, but make it intersectional.
That was the vibe check.
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