Capricorn ♑︎

You’re the CEO in a world of unpaid interns today, Capricorn. Sun and Saturn are squaring off like it’s the Succession finale, and you’re Logan Roy with a bulletproof coffee. The world’s obsessed with TV networks getting grilled, but you’re already two steps ahead, writing the antitrust deposition in your head (and scheduling your own exposé). Venus retro in Scorpio is the HR scandal that won’t quit, Mercury’s in Scorpio with the NDA, and Pluto retro has you revisiting old business (or old flames — sometimes the same thing). The waxing crescent moon means you’re quietly plotting the next empire, not announcing it. No one needs to know you’re working on a Sunday, but they will feel it. Capricorn, you’re the only one who remembers that “Sunday scaries” is just “Monday prep” with better lighting. Rest is your edge; ambition is your skincare.