Mercury’s got screenshots—did you forget to clear your history?
If Mercury in Scorpio were a person, it’d be sliding into your DMs with a burner account to spill piping hot tea. Midweek ennui? Please. You’re starring in “Geminis Expose Everything: Live!”—the Moon is flipping your secrets like it’s a trending filter on TikTok. The Supreme Court’s conversion therapy debate? Peak Mercury-Moon drama: the system gaslighting itself while the queer kids are forced to explain, again, why “No, grandma, I can’t just marry a dental hygienist and call it a day.” Uranus is retrograde in Gemini, so expect double takes, double entendres, and maybe a scand alous screenshot or two. Pro tip: Weaponize your curiosity for good. Ask the questions no one else will. The waning moon is your cosmic call to stop doomscrolling and start fact-checking the group chat. The real flex? Knowing the truth and the meme.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Gemini. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
