Gemini ♊︎

Mercury retrograde and Mars are in Sagittarius, and this Monday reads like a Tom Cruise Oscar speech: dramatic, possibly unscripted, and you’re not sure if it’s performance or breakdown. The Sun-Mercury-Lilith crew is plotting a group number called “Expose the Fakes.” Your inbox is giving “Crypto scammer energy, ” but your mind is writing thinkpieces faster than the Real Housewives can say “roll the footage!” Moon in Libra turns every DM into a negotiation. Uranus, retrograde and unhinged, is that friend who shows up to brunch with conspiracy charts. Today’s lesson is Liniker-level: when the world is watching, don’t just speak—sing. But maybe check your sources before you go viral. “Not every rumor needs a reply. Sometimes the unread message is the statement.” Let yourself be multifaceted: tender journalist, shady producer, and soul singer, all in one.