That “apology” isn’t fooling anyone—spill your own tea.
Mercury, your cosmic agent, is in Scorpio—gossiping with Black Moon Lilith like the villain edit you never asked for. Get ready for a Monday serving “Heated Rivalry” energy: you and your inbox are frenemies, but the sexual tension is palpable. Fox News’ forced apology about Dominion? That’s basically your group text today—awkward, overdue, and everyone’s pretending not to notice the shade. Sun, Venus, and Mars are all in Sagittarius egging you on from across the zodiac: they want you to flirt with chaos, swipe right on rumors, and retweet the drama. The Leo Moon opposite Pluto means receipts will surface, but do you care? You’re here for the plot, not the closure. The waning moon says it’s time to let go of who you “should” be and become the main character in your own queer novella.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Gemini. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
