Today’s tea is piping, but are you pouring or sipping?
The universe is running a “Whodunnit?” episode and you’re both the prime suspect and the twist ending. The Moon’s waxing in Taurus, so everyone else is playing safe, but Mercury and Mars are teaming up to drop you in the middle of every DM chain and iMessage group. The D4vd saga in the news? No one’s trading rumors faster than you, but don’t make today’s tea into tomorrow’s cease-and-desist. With Uranus on the edge of Taurus and Pluto in Aquarius, this is your “accidentally go live on Instagram, say too much, delete later” day. Half your questions are for information; the other half are for chaos. People will try to gaslight you into silence, but you hold the Season 3 reunion receipts. The waxing crescent moon says: there’s always another side to the story—just make sure you’re not the plot hole.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Gemini. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
