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Gemini, the Moon’s waxing gibbous in Pisces is the corporate offsite where everyone’s got feelings and nobody knows the agenda. Mercury in Libra wants to write a joint statement, but Mars in Cancer keeps ordering tapas for one. The news cycle is giving “reality show reunion with depositions.” You’re the glitch in the Matrix, and everyone’s obsessed. The GOP senator’s furry-pilot phobia? You’d turn that into an insufferable podcast, then gaslight the world into rebranding fursuits as the next Y2K aesthetic. Saturn retro in Aries means your hot takes loop back around—you’re both the host and the guest on Hot Ones, sweating in every sense. With Uranus retro in your sign, expect DMs from people you thought blocked you after Pride ‘23. Your assignment: remix, resurface, rebrand. The “they’re-not-bisexual-enough” film discourse? Please, you invented “both/and.” Make your multitudes the message. “Geminis: proving duality is a plot device, not a disorder.”
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Gemini. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
