Someone’s about to flip the table—don’t let it be you.
You know that moment in a Real Housewives reunion when someone throws a glass and everyone clutches their pearls? The Sun squares Pluto, Moon is in Aquarius, and Venus is causing drama in Libra—darling, you are the glass. Senate voting drama is serving “Housewives crossover episode” and everyone is waiting to see whose wig will fly off first. Retrograde Saturn is the Bravo producer pulling receipts, while Mars in Scorpio gives you resting villain face. But underneath the spectacle? A soft spot—like a sequined heart-shaped pillow. Today’s lesson: being extra is only a problem if you forget to tip your supporting cast. Screenshot: “My crown’s not heavy, it’s just full of secrets.” Remember, you’re not just the main event, you’re the after-party.
That was the vibe check.
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