Leo ♌︎

Today’s cosmic energy is “drag brunch meets Greek chorus”—everyone’s got drama, but only you get the spotlight. Venus is serving main character, Sun is your hype man, and Saturn is the judge at the talent show who’s hard to impress. The Trump-Venezuelan oil blockade? Please. The real embargo is your tolerance for mediocrity. The world’s in chaos, scand als everywhere, but you’re channeling it into a one-person show with full wardrobe changes. Moon in Scorpio is your secret weapon: you’re giving off “I know something you don’t” with a wink. The most iconic people aren’t afraid to steal a scene or break a few hearts on a Wednesday. Don’t let collective weirdness dim your extra. “I’m not just the main character; I’m the plot, the twist, and the spin-off.”