You’re the scandal they can’t cancel. Enter: your era.
If the Sun is Beyoncé, today it’s in “Lemonade” mode: unapologetic, a little vengeful, and ready to drop visual albums nobody asked for but everyone needs. You’re strutting into this Monday with the confidence of an Ohio drag queen sneaking into the state house, and frankly, we love to see it. The Sun-Saturn-Neptune ménage à trois in Aries says it’s time to shoot your shot, even if it’s in the form of a strongly worded Instagram story. The culture wars want you silenced? Please. There’s not enough hairspray in the Midwest to keep you from speaking truth. Take a cue from DTF St. Louis: Let your thirsty side OUT. The waxing gibbous moon in Virgo wants you to add a little “iconic” to every interaction. If the world’s going to be a hot mess, you might as well headline. Claim your headline moment—even if it’s just at Monday’s staff meeting.
That was the vibe check.
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