Dress code: funeral, but make it Cannes red carpet.
It’s a Friday with Mars and Jupiter both in Leo, baby. The planets literally want you to main character the hell out of your life. Yes, you may be extra—but if you aren’t, who will be? The world’s mourning Tom Skerritt, the ultimate “dad energy” actor, but you’re not here for the funeral—you’re rewriting the script. Sun square Pluto says dethrone all the patriarchs. The Moon in Pisces hands you the Oscar for “Most Dramatic Reaction at a Staff Meeting.” Venus in Scorpio retrograde means your exes are lurking your stories, but the real glow-up is spiritual: you’re resurrecting the part of you that left the chat last December. Leo, everyone’s fighting for screen time, but you’re the only one reading the lines like you MEAN IT. This waxing gibbous? It’s your limelight, darling. Take up space—and order the statement drink.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Leo. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
