Libra ♎︎

Sunday’s astrology is a mashup: Venus in Sagittarius is trying to stage a musical, but Saturn in Pisces is the Tony Awards committee with a clipboard and a grudge. Libra, you’re the choreographer of vibes—balancing spectacle and restraint like a drag queen on a tightrope. Meanwhile, everyone’s talking about Jesse Watters comparing Trump’s tweets to the Gettysburg Address, and honestly, the drama is giving “off-off-Broadway flop.” With the waxing crescent Moon, you want to believe in hope, but the news makes you want to binge-watch comfort shows. Your Venusian charm is magnetic, but don’t let it become armor. Today, flirt with the absurd, but don’t date it. Screenshot this: “The best response to chaos is an aesthetic one—make it fashion, make it peace.”