Justice is a drag show—don’t forget your lip sync.
Friday’s astrology is “RuPaul’s Drag Race: The Courtroom Realness Edition.” Sun, Venus, and Mars in Capricorn are the panel—one’s judging lewks, one’s judging hearts, and one’s judging your time management. The Moon in Pisces is sashaying across the stage: soft, radiant, a little weepy at the critiques. In the news, the Drag Race queen earnings list is out, and the only real injustice is how much Trixie’s Net Worth could buy in wigs. Mercury in Sagittarius is spilling tea with zero filter. Uranus in Taurus retrograde? It’s the twist ending you didn’t see coming. Here’s the shade: balancing scales isn’t about being neutral—it’s about serving judgment with a stash of glitter. True fairness means taking up space and handing out roses (or read receipts) as needed.
That was the vibe check.
The Drip fits every Libra. The Oracle is couture: your exact chart, down to the minute.
